Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?
G U Y S
I LOVE HIM OMG
fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me
*leans against wall*
*sips a capri sun*
you call me your friend??? where were you when my text post got 0 notes??? where were you
I will never not reblog this.
once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
how can somebody not reblog this?
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom