OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
Someone finally said it
Click here to watch Stephen Colbert take a look at impossible beauty standards on The Colbert Report.
Meanwhile, full episodes of The Report are always available on the Comedy Central app.
Being confident in yourself is so rare that people actually get mad at you if you are.
me: i should get in the shower
*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*
me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there