avolating:

If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

meladoodle:

THREE DAY WEEKENDS 
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mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

lion:

But thats none of my business…

theamericankid:

Where is the “stepped on lego” or “stepped on pronged plug”?

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

lilmsawkward:

I’m gonna cry

swagbat:

i want to meet him